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Author Topic: ROBERT MUGABE'S FOR THE WEEK  (Read 2020 times)


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on: May 24, 2016, 07:48:12 AM
Quotes from Robert Mugabe for this weeks laugh.ߑ

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015

Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" ߘŠ
Robert Mugabe 2016

Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2hours??? Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016

It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016

Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your faceߘߘߘŠ
R.G Mugabe 2016

No sex before marriage??? If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*

"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

~Robert MugabeߘߘŰߘߘŠ------------------------------------

If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-raysߘ0ߘ

Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe

Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
Enjoy your  dayߘ€

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