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Posted by: seniorp900
« on: September 24, 2015, 12:18:14 PM »

In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:
1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am

2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPOS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am..

3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
 AKPOS : Na rich politician ego be…

4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPOS : Dey prevent further tear tear…

5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPOS : Na de same mama born dem…

6) WAEC : One gud turn?
AKPOS : Na correct power steering fit do am…

7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPOS : Wetin e wan be again? If no be barbeque…. Dem plenty for chicken republic

8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than? AKPOS : beans and gari, soaking without sugar…

9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
AKPOS : Na de person wahala be dat,na why eno enter car or aeroplane jeje…

10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPOS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am bcs na beginning of madness be dat…

11) WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPOS : Na hunger go kill am…

12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPOS : Na bank job be dat bros…

13) WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat..

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